DL - Any job is a good job providing they pay you.

John - Do you remember the girl in the leopard skin dress at that christmas party we went to at the Palais all those years ago? People in glass houses and all that!

Minx - I did not put my finger on her button. Nothing was ever proven.

GB- Good point, much as I would like to thnk it was my charisma and charm that made her want to meet me san coulotte, I suspect her lack of duds was more to do with someone else.

I wonder do male gorillas get excited when they see a lady gorillas cha-cha covered in a bit of cloth? Perhaps you could draw on your circus days.

I have no doubt you have your finger on the button as we speak…
or am I being premature?

So glad Mum had her knickers on!!!

…but maybe not after all, if the lady of the house can’t afford any undies.

Don’t you sometimes wish for a riveting job like mine, where you go to an office, stare at a computer screen for a few hours, then go home again? OK, perhaps not.