It took me a while to recover sufficiently to return home after my less than happy experience at Hotel Bob in Z. Eventually however I got home and saw Dr Death for a full check up. He warned me that the beating I had taken could cause some short term problems and to be a little careful in what I did.
As it was I had a no stress trip to the USA lined up. I was due to go to New York for business and to Connecticut to see friends. Not a long trip but one I intended to be pleasant.
Anyway, I had been in New York about 3 days or so when I had some really bad chest pains. I was sure it was acid heartburn but I would be lying if I said I wasn’t a touch concerned. The friend I was working with, Charlie D, also had exactly the same chest pains. Maybe we had eaten something or there was bug going around. I have to be honest, and say that the idea of shelling out a load of wedge to be told by an American doctor that I had heartburn pissed me off a bit. I managed to convince Charlie D that he should see the doctor, which he did.
It transpired he had a reflux caused by a minor stomach bug. I was relieved and happy at saving $50 or however much the consultation was. two days later I rang Charlie only to be told by the person answering that Charlie had died suddenly the night before.
I had a major touch of the seconds, and went straight to the quack who booked me into a hospital for a battery of tests. It cost me (or rather my insurance company when they eventually coughed up) a bloody small fortune. It transpired I had heartburn, caused by a reflux of acid due to a minor stomach bug.
I was livid.
I hot footed it over to Charlie’s place and saw his widow.
“He was fine apart from that minor pain the doctor said was a tummy bug” She said
“was it sudden” I asked
“Oh yes he didn’t suffer” she said “It was very quick, the truck hit him and he died instantly”
Bugger.
25/06/2007 at 01:29 pm
You shouldn’t laugh at someone’s demise really……… but it is a funny story.
25/06/2007 at 03:57 pm
Ahhh poor old Charlie…
Great news for you though eh?!
25/06/2007 at 04:11 pm
Poor old Charlie, he was a dopey sod.
But Norm you are just a tight wad.
27/06/2007 at 01:37 am
Poor little Charlie…
But a thoroughly entertaining post Norman!!!
Perfect.
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