04/06/2007 by Uncle.

Theses things are not connected directly before you wonder.

The stalking Job is under way this week.  As it is going to be long and rather dull I will update you when I have a something to tell you.  I will also be writing the story about what I am told is the real reason for the war in Iraq.

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04/06/2007 by Uncle.

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee”

As quoted by “Jules” The character played by Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction just before he deals with some mother fucker.
10.20pm the mobile rings

“Hello This is MrsA, they are back”

“Thank you MrsA, don’t worry. Stay calm and keep away from the windows. We will be with you in about 30 seconds. As soon as we finish this call please ring 999 and ask for the police. Tell them there is a disturbance and tell them you think it is drug related and possible connected with something that happened last night”

“OK, Thank you”

This time our approach was very different to Friday. We tried being nice and subtle, clearly they did not understand or did not want to play ball. Tonight we were going to hurt them. Not injure them or beat them gratuitously, but hurt them. Believe me there is a difference. Think about it, if you have tooth ached or ear ache it gives the most excruciating pain but you are not injured or hurt as such. People remember pain and sadly on occassions it is the only way you can get through to some folks.

With no lights on and almost no sound the black Range Rovers rolled into the road where are our little friends were fucking about

We were there and on them before they knew it.

The deployment was Short, sharp and swift.

8 highly trained, very fit men dressed in dark boiler suits.

2 large German Shepherd dogs looking for action.

Some of the yobs tried to run and found themselves being brought to the ground by the dogs.
Some of the yobs tried to fight and they found themselves being restrained very painfully.
Some of the yobs pleaded innocence. They were restrained and searched. OK maybe they were given a bit of a tweek, but nothing serious I promise.
The ones who had encountered the dogs or had tried fighting, made mention of the fact that they were experiencing serious discomfort as the dogs bit and holds were applied.

And we said unto them “Shut the fuck up”

Some were so frightened they pissed themselves.

Other were just too dim to know what the fuck happened, apart from the fact that it hurt, and they didn’t like it.

“Did we not tell you all to fuck off and stay away from this area”

“We thought it just applied to the others”

“It applies to all of you”

Some more little bags of crushed soluble pain killers, dog conditioning tablets and foil wraps of dried herbs were distributed amongst the youths. Of course it is no offence to possess Bob Martins but these youths will be so busy protesting their innocence that it will make the boys in blue and the youths families even more suspicious. They wont get charged, but it will be enough for them to be arrested on suspicion and will give the police the ammo they need to get involved. They will want to keep the lid on any new drugs related turf war so they will be in the area more.
From the yobs point of view life is going to be uncomfortable. Even if they dont get charged, their houses will be searched for drugs. How would fancy trying to explaining that to your mum and dad. Lets see, the story would go like this “I was wi ma mates right. yeah and then these two black range rovers pull up like an these geezers we never seen before get out an plant these drugs on us like and then drove off. Yeah an the next thing the old bill is there and we is gettin arrested like.”

Of course the dog bites might add some credibility to the story - unless of course there was an attempted break in near by, at say premises with guard dogs. Nothing stolen of course just an attempt. In the dark everyone looks the same on cctv!
As the police sirens could be heard, these little bastards knew that they had fucked somebody off big time, and we knew where each of them lived.

On Sunday night all was quiet. Maybe the message has finally got home to the dick heads. If it hasn’t maybe we will take to hanging out outside some of their houses. Bring on the AC/DC at midnight.

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