Comments on: Pikys 2 http://unclenorman.com/2007/05/27/pikys-2/ Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:50:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: andy http://unclenorman.com/2007/05/27/pikys-2/#comment-1860 andy Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:11:23 +0000 http://unclenorman.com/2007/05/27/pikys-2/#comment-1860 I just read the above and pissed myself!!! Brings back memories when i was 16 on a youth training scheme (that slag thatcher called it yts)slave labour £23.50 pw working for the council. We had a job i looked forward to NOT, planting trees around the gipsy camp in frome somerset. I thought "oh fuck" i smacked this diddy kid out at school if the cunt recognises me im in shit creek-have half a dozen one toothed irish tinkers on me back. So i hid in the back of this crappy little bedford van with the pea shooter exhaust. When we got there my mate said "andy got to go to dentist be back in an hour put the stakes in with the post rammer" i said "you aint leaving me ere " then this 3 toothed woman came out of her tin home and said to me "wanna tea mr"i said "no thanks luv" (thinking one of her cave dwelling offspring might have pissed in the cup) then this fat twat came over he said "chattin up my sister? shes pregnant you cunt!(probably his kid inbred cunts) i just played situation down and carryed on planting poor trees-then he goes "dont put the stakes in we will have them as firewood" i looked at him and said "no you fkin wont wanker" then his son came over true as day the one i smacked at school. "i owe you one he said" without thinking i dropped the postrammer on his foot (heavy barstards them) legged it to van my workmate pete followed we hotfooted it out. left the cunts to it. when we got back to depot (after petes dentist appointment) fkin pikeys in yard reported me for assault!!! thats rich from them. I just read the above and pissed myself!!!
Brings back memories when i was 16 on a youth training scheme (that slag thatcher called it yts)slave labour £23.50 pw working for the council.
We had a job i looked forward to NOT, planting trees around the gipsy camp in frome somerset.
I thought “oh fuck”
i smacked this diddy kid out at school if the cunt recognises me im in shit creek-have half a dozen one toothed irish tinkers on me back.
So i hid in the back of this crappy little bedford van with the pea shooter exhaust.
When we got there my mate said “andy got to go to dentist be back in an hour put the stakes in with the post rammer”
i said “you aint leaving me ere ”
then this 3 toothed woman came out of her tin home and said to me “wanna tea mr”i said “no thanks luv” (thinking one of her cave dwelling offspring might have pissed in the cup)
then this fat twat came over he said “chattin up my sister?
shes pregnant you cunt!(probably his kid inbred cunts)
i just played situation down and carryed on planting poor trees-then he goes “dont put the stakes in we will have them as firewood”
i looked at him and said “no you fkin wont wanker”
then his son came over true as day the one i smacked at school.
“i owe you one he said”
without thinking i dropped the postrammer on his foot (heavy barstards them)
legged it to van my workmate pete followed we hotfooted it out.
left the cunts to it.
when we got back to depot (after petes dentist appointment)
fkin pikeys in yard reported me for assault!!!
thats rich from them.

]]> By: the domestic minx http://unclenorman.com/2007/05/27/pikys-2/#comment-63 the domestic minx Sun, 27 May 2007 23:20:29 +0000 http://unclenorman.com/2007/05/27/pikys-2/#comment-63 I am on the edge of my seat. I love Operations. I love a good Sting and I absolutely love a good suspense filled story!!! Looking forward to the next installment with bated breath, and luckily not baited sausages!!! I am on the edge of my seat.

I love Operations.
I love a good Sting
and I absolutely love a good suspense filled story!!!

Looking forward to the next installment with bated breath, and luckily not baited sausages!!!

]]> By: dl http://unclenorman.com/2007/05/27/pikys-2/#comment-61 dl Sun, 27 May 2007 14:53:46 +0000 http://unclenorman.com/2007/05/27/pikys-2/#comment-61 Fascinated! "everything in position"; "...started the action"; "...make life very uncomfortable..."; "deactivated the equipment"??? I guess you may not be able to go into any more detail here, although I'm absolutely intrigued. Keep 'em coming... Fascinated!

“everything in position”; “…started the action”; “…make life very uncomfortable…”; “deactivated the equipment”???

I guess you may not be able to go into any more detail here, although I’m absolutely intrigued.

Keep ‘em coming…

]]>