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Archive for 13/05/2007
Apparently I am a woman
13/05/2007 by Uncle.
Well despite being a weekend when everyone should be doing real things with real people ,the sad happy people of blog land (well one blog) continue to debate the whys and wherefores of good old UN.
Some people have done who is checks - clever but not that clever. You see I used a company who organised and managed my hosting etc for me. No reason other than it is very necessary bearing in mind how much I am away. So the names and addresses that appear are not mine. You could always contact them but I think I know what reply you will get.
Now on to more important things
One race horse boasted to his stall mates, “I won 8 of my last 15 races!”
Another horse responded, “Oh, yeah? I won 19 of my last 27 races!”
A third said, “That’s not bad, but I won 28 of my last 36 races!”
A greyhound piped up, “Not to boast, but I won 88 of my last 90 races!”
The horses were amazed. “Wow! A talking dog!”
I noticed a team of Hungarian scientists have identified photographs which has led them to believe there’s life on Mars.
They found thousands of dark stains on the surface of the planet.
Take it from me. What this means is that Mars is covered with expensive carpet and is populated by Chihuahuas.
Off to Luxembourg and Belgium for at least three days maybe four. When I get back I must speak to the web company about this word press set up. It is a bit of a pain in the bum.
Try not to miss me too much.
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Worried
13/05/2007 by Uncle.
Dear Uncle Norman.
Do you think the building work near my house could damage the health of my unborn baby?
You can see in this photo that I am very stressed.
Please help
Lorraine
Dear Lorraine
Thank you for contacting me. I have consulted with the eminent Dr Death who is pretty sure that the work wont do your child any harm. However he did say that you should be careful whilst scratching your fanny and smoking as you might get it wrong and singe your minge.
Hope that clears things up for you.
UN
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