Famous

10/05/2007 by Uncle.

Petite Anglaise has dedicated a post to me, well to be fair it is to me and a bit about her daughter. I suppose I should  put a link to her and go and leave more comments on her site, except that she is moderating it and blocking comments in favour of your old uncle.
I was just thinking, the last time anyone dedicated anything was one of Gerry Adams boys hit me in the leg in South Amargh, and that was few years ago. Oh Ed Stewpot mentioned me on junior choice one Saturday, but fuck me that was a long time ago.

What I find funny about this PA business is that she was banging on about freedom of speech and the blog freely blah blah, BUT then when somebody actually says something she and her little band of readers don’t like, she gets all high and mighty and censors them.   I have asked her to tell me explain the difference between what she does and what any dictator does.

Freedom of speech means that sometimes people say things you don’t like.
The hate mail from my PAs fans has not helped the spastic email setup. What is funny though is that out of about almost 60 messages only one person has left a proper email address or url.  Well done sally Lomax and I am not taking the piss here for having the guts and balls to speak out.  But what does that tell us about the rest of the toss pots?
Look chaps give it a few days before you email me telling me what a cunt I am, I know me better than you do so I know just what a total bastard I can be, so save yourself a bit of typing and RSI. You don’t even scratch the surface of how low I can go. I could muff dive and amputee midget.

What is the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Last but not least, those of you who have wished slow painful deaths on my kids (nice lot those PA readers) you are a few years late.  But you will pleased to know, that their deaths were indeed slow and painful, so you should be able to get some kip with a smile on your face.

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